California Swag District - Teach Me How to Dougie

I have much swagger,
You want to see me boogie,
How do I Dougie?

Ludacris - My Chick Bad

Envy my lady's skills,
Pleasures me at any time,
She's formidable.

2Pac - Picture Me Rollin'

Drugs have paid my bills,
Success has led to my strife,
Picture me rollin'

2Pac - Only God Can Judge Me

You can't understand,
Trials, tribulations 'til death,
It's in God's hands now.

Young Money - Every Girl in the World

Promiscuity,
Can't choose. I want all of them.
Fame allows for this.

Outkast - Ms. Jackson

This child was from love,
Sorry, baby momma's momma,
It could have been worse.

Nas - Nas Is Like...

Street legend, timeless,
Ghetto prophet, call me Nas,
I'm a simile.

Eminem - My Name Is

My life has been odd,
Deprived, Bad mom, Idle hands,
Call me Slim Shady.

50 Cent - In Da Club

Enjoy the evening,
Bacardi, Bud, Drugs: my vice,
That's how we party.

Black Rob - Whoa

I'm incredulous,
My street is full of surprise,
It makes you say 'Whoa!'

Will Smith - Will 2K

My name is Will Smith.
It is the year two thousand.
Sum: Willenium

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, Nick.

Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony - Mo Murda

I am from Cleveland,
My disposition is hard,
I choose to kill you.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, Nick.

Chingy - Holiday Inn

What are you doing?
Nothing, I'm at a motel.
Snoop Dogg is here too.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, DJ Pat from SNL.

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got Your Money

I'm okay with sex.
If you're not okay with sex,
We have a problem.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, Nick.

KRS-One - I Can't Wake Up

Dreaming of smoking,
Realize that I'm the blunt,
I cannot wake up.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, DJ Pat from SNL

De La Soul - Me Myself & I

Take pride in my work,
From the soul, I deliver,
My self expression.

Three 6 Mafia - Late Nite Tip

No romance found here,
Lovin' is transactional,
Unless you love me.

Puff Daddy - It's All About the Benjamins

Ballers, Shot callers,
Spend hundreds like they're nothing,
My wealth exceeds yours.

Nelly - Air Force Ones

My shoes define me,
Color schemes, Status symbol,
One pair: not enough.

Kanye West - Gold Digger

She takes my money,
Ain't messin' with no broke dudes,
We want a prenup.

Big thanks to guest haiku-rapper, Big DJP

B.o.B. - Nothin' on You

You're the one for me,
Object of my affection,
Always on my mind.

Dr Dre - The Next Episode

Snoop and Dre are pumped,
These gangstas rally the hood,
And then they smoke weed.

Thank you to guest haiku-rapper, LL Cool A

Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want?

Why must you question?
Whether three Jews can rhyme well.
Bad, bad move my friend.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, DJ Noah Lotmore

Luniz - I Got 5 On It

We need to relax,
My financials gone awry
Let's split a dime bag.

E40 - Tell Me When To Go

Oakland, Bay Urr-ya,
Ghost ride the whip, stunner shades
Dance wildly, go dumb.

Three 6 Mafia - Ridin Spinners

I scoff at hubcaps,
Wheels keep spinning when I stop,
Expressing myself.

Kanye West - Stronger

Honored to meet me?
Get caught up in the moment,
Fulfill my man needs.

Lil Wayne - Mrs Officer

Officer stops me,
Immediate attraction,
Carnal enjoyment.

Submit Your Own Haikus!

We are excited to announce to new features to Rap Haiku.

• First, you can now submit your own haiku from the home page! Click "Submit Your Haiku" up top, or just bookmark the page.


• Second, you can access our Facebook page to test out your rhymes before you submit them.

Thank you everybody for your support!

Digital Underground - Humpty Dance

I'm an ugly man
Regardless, I still have sex
My joy, shown through dance

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, DJ Noah Lotmore

2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha

Similar backgrounds,
My success misunderstood,
Not upset with you.

Warren G - Regulate

Gangstas be hatin'
Nate Dogg’s freak mode saved Warren.
Hookers are the spoils.

Thanks to guest haiku-rapper, Lil Scoots

Juvenile - Back That Azz Up

You are attractive,
I fantasize about you.
Girl, back that ass up.

Ludacris - Move Bitch

Excuse me, female.
You are obstructing my goals.
Could you step aside?

Thank you to guest haiku-rapper, DJ Noah Lotmore

T.I. - Rubberband Man

I'm a straight shooter,
Trouble, savvy describe me
I'm rubberband man.

Nelly - Hot In Here

I swelter, I sweat,
My clothes I must remove now.
Hot, so hot, in here.

Thank you to guest haiku-rapper, LL Cool A

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow

I'm visionary.
I've got that je ne sais quoi,
My beats are precious.

Wu-Tang Clan - Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin to F' Wit

Unique, tiger style,
Popular across the land,
Rough, Tough... Wu-Tang Clan

Kanye West - Heartless

My heart is broken,
Her moniker: Doc Evil,
I'm the best you'll have.

Talib Kweli - I Try

Life is a struggle,
Music is art, not gospel,
The world needs our love.

Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise

I've hit rock bottom,
My death: a heartbeat away,
Exit is hopeless.

2Pac - California Love

Welcome to my state,
We enjoy women and booze.
We are also tough.

Puff Daddy - Can't Hold Me Down

Riches are my goal,
You can't suppress my success,
I must keep moving.

LL Cool J - Phenomenon

She: Plays hard to get.
Me: the king of seduction.
Us: phenomenon.

Kanye West - Jesus Walks

Sin tempts us daily,
Mainly me, and I need help.
Jesus walks with me.

The Roots - The Seed (2.0)

Music's my lady,
Rock and Roll specifically.
I give it my soul.

Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy

I'm from poverty.
Successful now, with riches.
It was all a dream.

DMX - Ruff Ryders Anthem

My past: turbulent.
My friends: angry, violent.
We are Ruff Ryders.

Soulja Boy - Crank That

I'm very flashy,
Watch me dance. I'm good at it,
Superman that ho.

Ludacris - How Low

Shake your ass for me,
I'm attracted by your moves,
Can you go lower?

Lil' Wayne - A Milli

Give me attention,
I am a millionaire,
You envy my life.

Lil' Wayne - Lollipop

Find me in the club,
Women want to fellate me,
I'm desirable.

Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony - Crossroads

Our homeboys are gone
We all miss them very much
Meet at the crossroads.

Notorious B.I.G. - Mo' Money Mo' Problems

I am very rich
Don't know what they want from me
Moneys cause problems.

Mistah F.A.B. - Marshawn Lynch

Rolling to tha Town
Stunna shades on, ghost ridin'
Nothing but beast mode.

Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day

Tough times in the hood
Laid pipe with girl from high school
It was a good day.